12 April 2008

Holy fuck. Timbo had his hippers surgically removed, and then hung up a few days later skating a half-pipe. He fell from 7 feet directly on to his fresh stitches, then all of a sudden it looked like the side of his leg was sprouting a harsh boner. It was fucking ludicrous. We all sort of stared at it for a while in disbelief and then Timbo squeezed it for kicks and blood squirted out like it was the stump of a severed arm in a horror movie. Next stop emergency room.